A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey

parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and

it's an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a

brothel and as a result its language is a touch

fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her

mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having

a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and

takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around

and squawks at the woman. "F*ck me, a new brothel and

a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds

the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the womans two teenage daughters

arrive home.

"Un f*cking-believable. A new brothel, a new madam,

and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he

sees the daughters.


"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not

prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the

funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the womans husband Dave comes

home.

"In f*cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new

prostitutes, but the same old clients ..... How ya

doin', Dave?"